So uh we've been working on this show for a while now. HBO's trying to keep it on the DL because they're apprehensive about the public's opinion, but I think the world has the right to know.

-- Lucy

TEENS TAKIN IT TO THE STREETS

Today I was TAKING BACK THE NIGHT from rapists and drug dealers and all sorts of assailants. This fine young lady givin a speech is in my AP US History class. Awwwwww shiyetttttt.

--Lucy

KEEPIN IT ON THE REALSIES

Sittin' at home, sippin' on smartwater and youtubing whatever crosses my mind.

Is this the life I am destined to lead? I could be DOING things right now. I could be writing a movie right now or painting my Mona Lisa or writing some abstract poems about oranges.

But I sit here, with my pants unbuttoned and my stomach full of udon noodles, listening to this song on repeat and looking through the Facebook photo albums of people I don't even know.

Somewhat ironically, it's times like these when I start to really reevaluate shit. I don't care if I'm so drunk I can't walk or if I'm hotboxing Nikki's car; those are moments to be treasured and looked upon with fondness and nostalgia in my later years, when I am wrinkly and likely to have a slightly fuzzy chin. It's nights like this -- at home at nine thirty, chillin my deceased grandpa's finest cashmere sweater -- that I feel I am most wasting my life away.

Man, I really wish I just had unlimited amounts of money. Then I could give a lot of it away and feel like I've done a Meaningful Thing and not feel guilty for spending most of my night photoshopping my face into the Flight of the Conchords poster.

-- Lucy

DJ ATROCITY

HI BITCHES & HOES
I'm PLEE and I'm a tiny obnoxious little A Z N as you can tell from my "hello".
harhar JUST KIDDING
I am.....normal just like these two lovely lady nuts down here. And when I say down here, I mean down here. If you know what I mean. So Nikki B, who I also refer to as Nikkiddy Baroongooston (because thats definitely how you pronounce it in Japanese), told me about this blog and said I can write in this blog as well.
This was the convo:
NIKKI: If you want, you can write in the blog too
PLEE: Hell yeah, actually, i am.
NIKKI: Good
PLEE: GIVE ME the username and pass
RIGHT NOW
......
GIVE IT TO ME BABY

She totally ignored my last reply. and I really don't know why. Do you?






I am.....excited. ( HE HE )

--P Lee aka DJ Atrocity

LADY CRAZY

This photograph genuinely scared the shit out of me. Lady Gaga looks like an alien from another planet that has taken a liking to dolls so much that she has made the decision to transform herself into a live-size one. Her right eye looks abnormally...large here, as well. I am concerned that the business she is doing with her lipstick is going to give our nation's youth too many ideas...their minds are so malleable, so eager to learn...
All I'm saying is that I'm worried.

--Nikki

PASTA? YOU GOTSTA

penne pasta in a almond-garlic sauce with peas, parmigiano-reggiano, basil and mint

I found this recipe on gourmet.com and decided that because I myself am a gourmet chef I should try it out. The first order of business was learning how to cook pasta and once I got past that there was a multitude of near-disasters. I somehow managed to open the bag of frozen peas in a way that it exploded all over the closet-sized kitchen, showering myself and the counters in tiny green pellets of fury. I felt like I was in a hailstorm.

Despite all the trauma, the pasta was very good and popular with everyone, and when I say "everyone" I mean "me and my mom" because we are the only people who ate it since we are the only people who live in this apartment.

Right.

-- Lucy

ORLY OWL vs ORLY PPL

AMANDA: O RLY?

ORLY OWL: O RLY?

AMANDA: YES RLY!

The resemblance is STRIKING. If only her mouth were open...(that's what he said). The picture of the lovely lady above is our good friend Amanda. That picture of her is my wallpaper on my school computer.

--Nikki

HOUSE RITUALS

We are normal.

--Nikki & Lucy

SALMON FILLET HOORAY

salmon burgers in a honey mustard soy sauce

I made this yesterday. I made it with my own two hands. The Master Chef II strikes again.

-- Lucy

CHAOS CHAOS

This is a blog about winning.
Winning in camaraderie.
Winning in being awesome.
Winning in life in general.

This blog is the holy recordings of our shenanigans as reckless teenagers.
Drink it in, world. Drink. It. In.

As of right now, Amanda, Lucy, and myself, are huddled in Lucy's igloo, (she's Canadian), hiding from the intolerable heat. Today was a bad day for milk, if you know what I mean. SO hot.
Amanda and Lucy are birthday buddies and planning a party as I type; they were both born on the 27th of April, the doomsday of the year. They think they're so COOL because they are born on the same day. Pshhhttt. I beg to differ. This party in the works will include lots of alcohol. Sweet, sweet alcohol. People WILL be intoxicated, myself being one of them.

-- Nikki