and if anyone tries to turn that into a dirty joke i will possibly murder you. and when i say possibly, i mean definitely.
i mean, seriousy guys. rhetorical strategies? i don't care. when i'm an adult, i'm not going to pick up my copy of the new yorker, read some article about australian aborigines and go "hey, you know what, this is really appealing to my sense of pathos right now. sly move, dude with a phD, but i've had this shit on lock since my junior year of high school. are you trying to get down with some logos right now? are you? man, i will tear your shit UP."
i should've just titled the paper, "RHETORICAL STRATEGIES: WHO GIVES A FUCK?"
-- lucy
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